Nick S. is praying to the metabolism gods: "Please let me not take after the bear this wintry holiday season, cocooning myself in fat and bulky sweaters as I hide indoors from the blustery world. But, rather, let me be like the un-wed teenager who emerges from the Christian maternity home she was sent to looking shockingly thinner than before she left society's embrace. Thank you and amen."
This status is from 2 weeks ago and I still laugh about it all the time.
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